masturbation

found this really funny pic of Optimus Prime



damn random kan

rempit-ing days delayed

my dulaness against the JPJ(the national agency that has to do with driving lah) has just gone up another level.. cause they are pigs who can't fucking do their job..

1st.. they took their fucking sweet time issuing my L license.. then they had this fucking 1-month rule which states that L license holder can only take the driving test AFTER 1 month from the date of issue of the L license.. then i realise that the earliest date that i can take my test is on fucking 1st day of trials.. now that trials is ending they have to fucking go balik kampung.. even though i'm disappointed with not being able to take the test next monday which is the 29th since Raya is near they might get extra break BUT WHY THE FUCK 6TH OCTOBER ALSO NOT AVAILABLE?? fucking pigs not satisfied with 1 whole fucking week of holidays?? niama you only work once a week still want to pig.. can go burn in hell for all i care.. now i can only take my test on the 13th which is 2 weeks extra from what i'ved planned..

so what can i conclude from my complain?? JPJ workers are fucking pigs.. why?? if they would just issue my L license 1 week earlier non of these would happen and i would be driving before trials..it took them 2 bloody weeks just to make a bloody laminated piece of paper.. if i'm a christian i would be saying someone up there is playing me and testing my nerve since practically everyone knows about my urge to drive( no offence to christians kay) but since i'm a buddhist i must have done something bad to deserve such TERRIBLE KARMA.. need to start doing good from now on..

so close yet so damn far..

IKEA

i didn't know going to IKEA shopping with 3 other guys could be so fun.. and winning a free soft drink is way harder than i thought..

so this morning i went to visit a friend along with Kuo Wei,Kah Joon and Wei Seong.. went to his house 1st but in the end went to the hospital since he went for check up..after that went to 1u for the official PS3 launch..met with ah neh there and got to play the ps3.. my god the graphics are crazily good.. but the gameplay is so so lah.. not much difference.. the price for the concole.. RM1.8K..

after that went to IKEA and we had the best parking space in the lot.. right beside the entrance.. the guard let us park the car there so we just accept his kindness.. it's been so long since i went to IKEA so i was surprised how bloody big the place was.. took us nearly 2 hours walking the whole damn place.. so we walked and laugh and touched their furniture and argued.. in the end Kah Joon got a chair, a leaf(don't ask me what is that i damn lazy to explain),an alarm clock, floor mat, cups, double lamp, curtain hanger with spear heads which is all that he bought i think.. couldn't remember what Kuo Wei bought but he definitely had an alarm clock too and so do I.. just that mine is transparent and their's is blue.. ah neh had his "moment" at the place where people would get their flatpacks.. it was just hilarious so Kuo Wei snapped some pictures.. a malay auntie and an uncle with his son laughed at him.. when we finished this lady ask me if i wanted to do a feedback survey and i could get a free drink so i was like ok.. little did i know you have to answer 45 freaking questions and some of them not short just to get a soft drink.. my last comment on the survey was "why is it so hard to win a free soft drink?"

after shopping went to the curve to eat but we had NO IDEA where to eat so we stanoed for quite a while.. during that we saw astin with her family and Kuo Wei dripped sweat on someone's head.. in the end we decided on Sakae Sushi.. i don't like the food but the service was alright.. tried the boiled in salt water green pea which was totally awesome.. new favourite snack now.. we talked quite a lot and saw this dude with Elvis Pressley hairstyle.. NO JOKE but i couldn't take out my phone fast enough to snap a picture so yeah kinda wasted.. around 5 plus we ciao-ed cause Kah Joon was like "HAH 5 EDI?? SHIT I THOUGHT ONLY 3 PLUS"

so Kah Joon dropped me at my house and "sun bian" check out my future car..i'll post up pictures of the car soon just to show you guys how bloody cool the car is.. ah neh had to kick the tyre for fun.. i can't wait man.. 2 more weeks and i'll be driving(provided i pass the driving test)

DULAN

the today can be considered one of the most dulan day ever.. plainly because i wasted RM4.20 and around 1 hours plus of travel time.. i planned to go kasturi for tuition today since my BM tuition was shifted to the morning.. so when i reached kasturi i checked the board and found out physics was canceled.. was a bit dulan by then cause i'll have to go back on thursday and waste time and money travelling.. while waiting for the add maths' class to start i went to chat with wei ji and mun hon.. soon the bell rung so i walked towards the add math's class.. to my surprise everyone was already walking outta class with their bags so i thought maybe they allocated the class somewhere else.. when i realised people were going into different classes i checked the board and to my astonishment ADD MATHS BATAL!!!! i was truly pawn-ed by then.. i just wasted my time travelling from PJ all the way to KL just so i can have my classes canceled.. i wonder what did i do to deserve this.. now i'll have to go back tomorrow.. at least on friday i'm having both physics and add maths exams so there's still a good side to the change..

later in the afternoon i went to the library.. honestly speaking today i didn't study much in the library.. i went and look for the face reading book AGAIN and starting analyzing Li Chung's face..i think i can consider opening a face-reading booth where people can pay me to read their faces and tell them their fortune.. so far out of 2 experiments i can say that around 70%-80% of what i said about them with reference to the book is accurate.. all i need now is to get to book..

serious note here.. I REALLY NEED TO DISTANCE MYSELF FROM BRIAN LOH AKA AH NEH..i think i've changed quite a lot since knowing that bastard.. people say i'm more cheerful and a lot more friendlier.. BUT i also notice that i'm insulting people without feeling remorse for what i've said because i think that my insults are jokes and people won't take it seriously when in fact i might hurt people without knowing.. i'm definitely sure i've got this insult trait from ah neh cause he's always doing it plus my foul mouth is coming back..i can't stop swearing now.. all cause of HIM as well.. so from now on if i swear or insult you..i give you permission to whack me.. the harder the better.. i want to put an end to this 2 terrible habits..

still got 6 more days of trial exams(excluding the weekend) and we're free for one week but i think i'll be studying during the pig's break.. SPM is looming ever closer and i want to do well..

trials.. pretty much sucked.. that's all i have to say..

driving lesson no.3

IT WAS TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME!!!

i am very very pleased with myself with today's lesson.. it could've been better but it was way better than the last lesson.. at least now i know what i need to do to pass the driving test but it'll have to wait till after trials since only starting this coming monday i can take my test.. why can't trials be on the 9th.. at least the uncle said now i can take test and pass.. that is a statement.. it's only my 6th hour of driving.. this is called skill..

my next mission.. finish up my remaining 5 hours of lessons, get my license and learn how to DRIFT!!