Monday, December 31, 2007

"gate crashing"

went to work today as usual..when i reached the shop it was closed..i was like WTF?? maybe their preparing some stuff since the sale is ending..you should know it's already 1pm..when i walked closer i saw a paper writing "late opening..due to technical problem"i was like hahahahahahaha..so i walked in through the side door and asked what happened..turns out the door couldn't open..it wasn't unexpected though since yesterday the door couldn't open too..they stupidly forced it open so today when they wanted to open it some iron rod in the motor snapped so the door couldn't be lifted..so the morning shift people lucky lor almost 4 hours without work..just folding clothes without others bothering..after nearly half an hour when i started the dya's work they decided to actually cut the door open!!! so for the next half an hour too we hear a lot a lot a lot of grinding and metal dropping sound..and the smell was terrible..the burnt metal smell..finally the door opened at around 2pm hahaha..people walked in as if it was a grand opening of a new store..as i'm speaking 2 security guys from the store is standing guard to make sure no one steals form the shop since the door cannot be closed..damn smart right the management decided to cut door..now others need to sacrifice their sleeping time..what to do??every minute of the shop being closed we rugi a lot a lot of money..

oh yeah saw yee aun in the shop today..was there with her sis and someone else which i'm not sure who is it..or was it her sis only..

Monday, December 24, 2007

Christmas..

just as i said to a friend "i never did christmas and i never will christmas"..i freaking christmas-ed with my colleague and friends hahaha..

so now i have my 1st ever christmas present..we played present draw and i picked out the one from my supervisor..that was on my 2nd try..on my 1st try i drew back on own present hahahaha..what kind of freaking luck is that..out of 11 presents i had to choose back my own..so everyone had to redraw cause of me hehehe..and now my colleague is in such a "christmasy" mood i think she radiated her happy christmas mood to me edi hahahaha..talk about never will christmas..plus i had christmas dinner hahahaha..with li chung,brianC,shin yueh,jess,wei ren,wei jun and john..i shall not blog about the day of the dinner since BrianC "booked" to blog it hahaha..plus freaking jess and shin yueh didn't online since the dinner..no pics..



my 1st ever christmas present..



the message on it's belly..

how to use..step one:


step two:


step three:



and finally bought my new red Converse!!!!


and this is the way to lace your shoe..


around one more week of work..then it shall be school..it'll be sad leaving my job..i really enjoyed my time there..

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Hollywood action

when i heard this i was laughing my ass off man..the dude trying to be action hero..

if you guys dunno the doors of the fitting room in PDI concept store is fitted with double locks which means u can lock the door twice by turning the knob twice..most of the customers dunno about it so they turn twice but only unlock it once..and that's was how everything started..

so this gf locked the door twice but only unlock it once and she thought she was stuck..and here comes the bf..HE STARTED KICKING THE DOOR!!! who the bloody hell thinks he is..i should note that the fitting room doors are heavy wood..so he kicked he kicked the door real hard..a few times too..and the stupidest part is he was kicking the lower part of the door..how the hell do you expect to knock a door down by kicking the lowest part of it..stupidity..so my colleague went over and asked what's going on and he damn gan zheong say "my gf stuck inside the room..faster go get the key to unlock the door"..since my colleague knew about the double lock she asked the gf to turn it twice and TAADAA the door was unlocked..i can imagine how freaking "yu" both of them felt man..it was during like rush hour of the shop so a lot a lot of customers waiting at the fitting room saw what happened..and for the rest of the day she kept on telling the story and started kicking around to show us how the dude kicked the door..she said he was like those hollywood action police trying to kick a door down hahahahaha...her leg even got cramps cause she was kicking too many times hahahaha..too bad i wasn't there to watch the whole kicking door part..but i do remember hearing bangings of a door..

anyway having offs on tomorrow and day after tomorrow!!!! can enjoy myself..

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

ugly side of Malaysians

it all started with a small little girl playing her hands on the slit between the door and her wall..

she was coming into the fitting room with her grandmother..so as usual i had to give them a nomber plate stating the number of garments they brought in..so when the grandma looked away the small little girl placed her finger on the slit..i dunno why but at the same time the customer trying clothes in that room opened the door so her little finger got caught..since i wasn't actually looking so i couldn't stop the customer..all i heard after that was SCREAM and CRIES from the little girl..at 1st i was like WTF what happened..i saw the little girl jumping and later i saw the customer closing the door and i saw the little girls finger..inside one of her nails is bloody red..internal bleeding..damn cham you know..so she kept on crying and crying..

my point is...well i haven't reached that yet cause i haven't told you guys the fact is i don't think the bloody fucking customer showed any remorse over what she did..all of us was like trying to comfort the girl and stuff like that but i didn't see her anywhere near the girl..i doubt she even apologized cause from what i've heard from my colleague she just said that her mom didn't take good care of her daughter!!!! HOW BLOODY HEARTLESS CAN SHE BE!!!!! try controlling a 4-5 year old kid lah..it's impossible..no matter what you say kids will be kids and they will do just about everything..chibai fucking bitch criticising others..hope she gets ugly and retarded kids..

anyway saw this really really hot chick today..and she was applying a job in SEED!!!! hope she starts during December cause i wanna know her hahahahaha..but then she's probably a collage or uni studen so most also being friends only..

Monday, December 17, 2007

the kindness within me

i'm having secondary roles now in my job..i'm now a colleague/translator/messenger..pretty cool job eh..

my job as a translator..my colleague, SKY suck in english so he wanted me to translate his words from canto to english so he can pass a message to a girl he wants to kau..the things he wanna tell the girl is pretty usual and lame..i don't understand how does he communicate with this girl..i also don't know why is he using english when his knowledge of english language is like totally 0%..hopefully this girl isn't as english as i imagine to be..if not he will be in big trouble..

my job as messenger..SCREW YOU ANDRE!!!! i'm suppose to take pics of him and send it to this girl he wants to kau..suppose to send it through MMS but i dunno how to do it so ended up using MSN..NIAMA now she wants me to be a 'spy' for her..apparently Andre said he'll quit smoking for her..she wants me to keep an eye on him for her..who the bloody hell she thinks i am??

thank goodness i'm a really really kind guy..no joke..i don't know why i agreed to help..just the kindness within me i guess..

Thursday, December 13, 2007

furthermore..

as Brian reminded me i totally forgotten to tell u guys i tried on a pair of red Converse shoes..let's see..the size 9 was just nice my size which meant i don't have much space for my feet but the size 10 was like way too long..both Brian and SZ said it looked like Ronald McDonald's shoes hahahaha..but i just can't wear size 9 lah..why can't there be size 9 1/2?? i mean Converse is quite famous for it's shoe so they can be considered like a shoeshop so why the hell no 1/2 sizes..damn disappointed..i really really want that pair of shoes..plz gimme your opinions haha..except Brian and SZ of course..if i don't get this shoes then i'll most probably be buying Nike Air Force One or something similar to it..cause there's like other designs which is similar to Air Force One but cheaper..like the one's Brian say he might get..

so today i had a customer who freaking spent RM1.3k plus just to prepare himself for his company's annual dinner..he bought a black coat,black shirt,black slacks,black belt,black shoes and a goldenish silverish shoes..depends on how you see it hahaha..all in one night..imagine how freaking rich he is man..surely one of those CEO or Director for one of the big companies in Malaysia..and the best part is he bought from SEED only hahaha..didn't even bother going to Padini...my colleague told me he is one of those big customer for SEED..

oh yeah my colleague told me i have a very high standard or taste for girls hahahahahahahahaha..i'm talking seriously..today Sonia and Ai Lin both came to my shop..so i told Bryan both were my ex and he was like "wah liao..your standard for girls quite high..both also so pretty looking..not bad not bad"..he was making me feel quite proud of myself until i thought back and realise i didn't have a lasting relationship..i potong stim myself hahahaha...

my 2 new colleagues are called Kenneth and APPLE!!!!! chun name..they ain't talking much..especially APPLE..they remind me of myself when i started work..just standing there alone not mixing with the others..hopefully they'll start mixing with us cause only then will working there be fun for them hahahaha..Joyce kept on saying "they're just like you..just stand there not talking..just that you have a lansi look"

my next off is on the 21st and 22nd..i'm going to work one whole freaking week so it'll be a tiring week..i'll be working on Christmas too haha..i don't mind cause i'm not a Christmas guy anyway..and my last day of work is on New Year's Eve..who wants to go countdown at The Curve??

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Shopping!!

i had another off day today so i decided to go MV with BrianC,Shue Ze and Kee Siang..

initially it was only Brian and i but i got Shue Ze to join us and Kee Siang followed suit at the very very last minute..at first i wanted to buy tickets for The Kingdom..everything settled edi i was taking out the money before the dude asked "do u hav any identification to proof you are 18?" i was like OMFG WTF!!! so i said i left my freaking IC at home so he asked for student card..i said i left mine in my car hahahahaha..since he said he can't give me the tickets i might as well don't watch..freaking buy DVD and watch lor..met up with Brian then makan Carl's Junior..after a while Kee Siang so we started shopping..1st we went to metrojaya to look at the DC stuff the have there..damn disappointed..so little stuff but damn expensive also..don't have the cheap stuff..so we went over to Jusco since Brian wanted a button up long sleeve shirt..

after finishing Jusco and with Brian,SZ each buying a shirt from SEED and KS buying some T-shirt from i don't know what brand..we proceeded to Samuel&Kevin since i wanted a non jeans long pants which isn't plain and all 3 of them said the shop not bad..in the end i bought myself a camouflage pants which was also altered a bit hahaha..i actually wore Brian's Converse shoes since i'm going to get a pair and she wanted me to put on shoes for the measurement..the design isn't really that radical like those pants which u can see obvious different greens.. it's more like mixing it all up..which is really nice..when we were leaving Brian told us he thought the sales assistant was kinda flirting with SZ..

after that we went to ROMP which was just beside S&K..less than 5 minutes in the shop this sales assistant girl came towards me saying blah blah shirt no more i was like "i didn't asked for any shirt" and she was so so so so awkward hahahahaha..i tried a few shirts there..liked some don't like some..the one shirt which i really wanted (i should really say that shirt really shows my lalaness) has only two size and both doesn't suit me..damn freaky right??i'm like one of the skinniest person you guys will ever meet and yet they don't have size for me hahaha..after a while me and Brian walked off since Brian said he felt like puking in the shop hahaha..he says it's something about the shop that made him uncomfortable..after a shirt trip in TOPMAN we went back and the girl was like ' your friends looking for you lah' so we went to the fitting area and found the two arses there still trying different shirts..finally they bought themselves each a shirt and we went to eat at 1901 since KS needed to go work soon and he wanted to eat..

makan habis and with KS off to work the 3 of us went to plastic to get t-shirts..not really much to say there..tries and errors..SZ and i bought one shirt each while Brian bought 2 hahaha...i thought one of the sales assistant looked rather cute but she looked 18 haha so didn't bother getting her number..later we went to Nike then we decided to go home..on the way we passed by Padini Authentic and SZ stopped to check the place out..in the end he bought a pair of shorts there..we proceeded to threepointsix just for fun..when we were leaving for the bus and passed by Adidas..i couldn't believe my eyes when i saw Kok Hon standing there working in Adidas..we kacau-ed him a bit and we left MV..

so reached 1u and i went to my shop to get the shirts and had the shock of my life when i saw my colleague having black hair and straight hair..you should know he's a guy..so his hair really destroyed his overall looks..no offence mate..then we went to RA since SZ wanted to get some slip from the shop..everyone wanted him to belanja makan hahahahaha..i stone there the whole time and when he left we went to a necklace shop since SZ said there was black dogtags there which were cheaper than the ones we saw in MV..bloody hell the shop keeper said they finish selling edi..i think they returned stock edi..i was rather disappointed cause i really wanted the dogtags..black dogtags are just so cool..hopefully the black dogtags are there by my next visit to MV..

oh yeah i wore boxers and trunks for the 1st time of my life..they aren't as loose as Li Chung said cause i'm damn freaking sure not much air went in there when i'm wearing another pants and my "delicate" part doesn't swing that much either..so screw you Li Chung..

Sunday, December 9, 2007

updates..

well actually i have nothing to update about..i'm writing this post so i won't go blogless for the month..

Sales started like..9 days ago..now only i know how terrible Malaysian shopper's are..they can transform piles of nicely folded clothes into one gigantic pile of rubbish in a matter of minutes if they come in a group..i mean can't they freaking look for sizes in a better way other than trashing up the whole place..really terrible shit man..i call it the "Malaysian shopper's spirit"..my colleague actually caught someone trying to steal from the shop..damn sharp man her eyes..

oh yeah another observation..all the freaking transsexuals in Malaysia in MALAYS!!!no offence to my malay friends lah..until now i still dont get it..why do guys wanna be girls..and there's the Muslim ladies who covers up their whole body including the mouth and nose..only leaving their eyes exposed..but now one of them took it to another level..she actually wore sunglasses so technically her whole freaking body is covered up..i mean what's the point..i mean it's good to be religious but this is way way way too freaky..and tudungs plus long sleeve t-shirt just doesn't mix..i see all those malay girls wear like that i 'vomit blood'..

all the workers in PDI Concept Store are nice people..everyone meaning those other than SEED workers..it's like one really really big family..everyone knows each other and always makan together during breaks..

anyway i'm friends with lenglui no1 edi haha..she's really nice but i have no intentions to kau her haha..being friends is good enough..

i'm really lucky to have such a good working environment and colleagues..much better than Kai Jie and his Nike..like bloody war only..no one talking to each other..what a sad sad place to work in..my colleagues all damn fun to be with..all canto speaking wan and always joking around..

time for bed..tomorrow morning shift..so come visit me hahahaha..i had visitors edi..Ah Neh,Li Chung,BrianC,Shih Xuan,Cheryl and others..and i think i recall Sonia saying she would visit me this week..in the end FFK me..cause the week had ended..